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                                                            If
                                                              the worst must
                                                              happen to Earth's
                                                              beleaguered
                                                              planet, cosmonaut
                                                              Ijon Tichy always
                                                              hopes he will have
                                                              taken off for the
                                                              stars.  No
                                                              such luck. 
                                                              Something in the
                                                              water at the
                                                              luxurious
                                                              116-floor Costa
                                                              Rica Hilton blows
                                                              the century's last
                                                              Futurological
                                                              Congress and
                                                              Tichy's mind.
                                                               Drugged to the
                                                              eyeballs, shot by
                                                              death squad,
                                                              flashfrozen in
                                                              time and at last
                                                              revivified in the
                                                              year 2039, Tichy
                                                              awakens to a
                                                              psychemised world
                                                              - society's final
                                                              solution to the
                                                              problem of
                                                              overpopulation
                                                              that had defeated
                                                              the
                                                              futurologists. 
                                                              But this was
                                                              beyond their
                                                              wildest dreams. 
                                                              Steadfstly
                                                              refusing the
                                                              staggering choice
                                                              of psychotropic
                                                              delights and
                                                              horrors offered by
                                                              psychedelicatessens
                                                              and almost
                                                              everyone he
                                                              encounters, Tichy
                                                              is determined to
                                                              run to earth the
                                                              chemocrats who
                                                              exert such
                                                              absolute control
                                                              over
                                                              reality.  But
                                                              no sooner has
                                                              Stanislaw Lem's
                                                              stupendously
                                                              ill-starred
                                                              cosmonaut stripped
                                                              away yet another
                                                              layer of
                                                              linguistic
                                                              delusion than his
                                                              own grip on it is
                                                              that much weaker
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